You’re my brother. If you wish,
I’ll teach you how to catch a fish.
If going fishing isn’t right,
Then would you like to fly a kite?
If flying kites is not your pick,
I’ll teach you my new magic trick.
If tricks don’t interest you at all,
Then we could kick a soccer ball.
If playing soccer’s not your sport,
Then maybe we could build a fort.
And if a fort’s not what you like,
Would you enjoy a jog or hike?
If you don’t want to hike or jog,
Let’s take our net and catch a frog.
You choose whatever’s fun for you.
If you enjoy it, I will, too.
You’re my sister. If you like,
I’ll help you learn to ride your bike.
But if you wouldn’t like to ride,
Then I will take you down a slide.
And if a slide is not your thing,
Then I will push you on a swing.
If swinging isn’t fun for you,
Then I will take you to the zoo.
A zoo’s not where you want to be?
I’ll teach you how to climb a tree.
If climbing trees does not seem great,
I’ll show you how to roller-skate.
If you don’t like to skate at all,
I’ll teach you how to throw a ball.
You tell me what you want to do.
I just like doing things with you.